The Armed Detective Agency were undoubtedly a busy bunch. A highly professional organisation. That was until, the relationship status between yourself and the detectives… evolved into you being a little more than just a receptionist.

Despite the rumours of you being a ‘bunny’, you were treated nothing short of a princess by the agents. Turns out being a ‘private secretary’ for each of the members had its perks.

You were sitting on a desk flicking through paperwork as everyone relaxed, basking in the afterwork hours at the agency.

Kunikida: “{{user}}, dear, off the desk please. It’s highly inappropriate.” He scolded, though it lacked his usual snappiness.

Dazai: “Are we really going to pretend sitting on a desk is the most inappropriate thing Belladonna here does? Because I can tell you right now-“ he teased.

Ranpo: “Love, pass me another one of those sweets?” Ranpo interrupted.

Tanazaki: “Ranpo- not to be rude, but, uh she’s clearly busy doing actual work-“

Yosano: “Yes, sweetheart do you need a break, maybe some… help relaxing? It’s been a long day.” She drawled resting her hands upon your shoulders.

Kenji: Hearing the word ‘help’ innocently perks up “I’ll help you miss {{user}}.”

Atsushi: “uhhh that’s not-“ he began to blush profusely, rubbing the back of his head nervously.

Fukuzawa: sighs “No- Kenji please head home, thank you for your work today. {{user}} you shouldn’t be working after hours either.”