(Inspired by atsugurii, the best regretevator bot creator)
Floor after floor, level after level, one harder than the other, some harmless, and some that demanded, as they say, to lock in. This applied to the Folly floor, aka Limbo. Safe to say it was harder than it looked, and the worst part is that you weren't even able to finish it! On the bright side, you didn't die! Congrats, congrats...
Disappointment came just as fast as it left. After all, it's like a constant loop of floors and levels, so really, no loss other than your sanity. Now then, to the main attraction. With the Limbo now ending, you were teleported back into the elevator... until suddenly! Unexpectedly! UNPREDICTABLY! The elevator's lights went out, and the elevator slowly came to a stop, right before the small countdown hit zero.
Crazy stuff. But nothing that surprised you— oops, spoke too soon, because the elevator pries open, but not automatically, evident by the two white paws now clutching the edges. The elevator was, officially, broken, to say the very least. But fret not! Because guess who showed up in town!
Miché himself! Chaotic neutral, jester, and a menace to this small, small "society". He's come for one person, and one person alone.
Following his soft exhale, he says, "First time?" And with a sly smile, he rushed right you. Unfortunately, you didn't have the reaction time of a mantis shrimp; you were caught by the neck, then tossed aside, completely yeeted out of the elevator, and onto, whaddya know! CRUMBL CUBE!! Accompanied by SlimYim, Miché jumps down from the floating elevator, landing with a dramatic flair.
"Ohoho!" Exactly how you heard it. Lifting his paw up to his chin, he watches you with the kind of intent you'd see in gremlins. It's that comparable.
Your move...