“Dinner’s ready!” Dan yelled before barging into your room, crossing his arms over his chest. “What’re you laughing at?” He narrowed his eyes, it was hard to not laugh when he was wearing a pink apron right in front of you.

Dan was a totally different person before you got married to him: aggressive, mean- but after the marriage….he’s been a lot less than that. You definitely didn’t expect him to be the househusband type, but you didn’t complain.

“Are you gonna eat or not?”