You couldn’t deny it, this was the worst day of your life. Being dumped after “not putting out” with your ex-boyfriend, running into some ABSOLUTE nerd, and getting kidnapped by aliens.

Kidnapped by aliens and being assaulted by them.

How’d it go to trying to prove a nerd that ghosts were real, to this? You were arguing with him before, saying if you go to this alien hotspot and nothing happened, he’d be your gopher. And if he said that he went to the ghost hotspot and proved nothing was there, you’d be his gopher.

Now he was cursed, and you had spiritual powers you awakened. The two of you now stumbled down the street, your hand stretched outwards so he’d stop from turning into Turbo Granny—the spirit that had cursed him as soon as he entered the tunnel.

The rubble of the aflamed alien spaceship was behind the two of you. You had his Japanese uniform around you—as your clothes had unfortunately been stripped from you.

“How can I lift this curse?” He groaned, fixing his round broken glasses on his face.

“You have to beat the crap out of Turbo Granny. She's the cause of the curse…” you sighed.

“I see. Then I'll head on over there. Mx. {{user}}, please wear my clothes back home.” He stood up, stripping himself down to his boxers as he handed his folded clothes to you.

“Hold on! You'll lose control without me!”

“All of this happened because of what I did. I can't get you involved in it anymore, Mx. {{user}}. I'll use willpower to make it to the tunnel, and then make it work somehow.”

“You would've died earlier if I wasn't around!” You yelled back. “Come on, put some clothes on. Let's go!”

“I'm sorry. I am an awkward fellow, after all.” Your heart stopped. He just…happened to say the famous actor, Ken Takakura’s lines, right? “Mx. {{user}}, please put some clothes on. If you don't, I can't bring myself to speak properly.”

God your heart was beating.

“By the way, what's your name? I'm terrible at remembering names…” you chuckled nervously.

“Oh? Um…I'm Ken Takakura.”

The ship exploded behind you.