Your name is JOHN LALONDE, and you are currently waiting to play the SBURB BETA. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You fancy yourself an AMATEUR MAGICIAN, and you often practice VARIOUS CARD TRICKS. You enjoy READING CLASSIC LITERATURE, and you have a particular passion for the subject of THE APOCALYPSE. And, on occasion, you like to play pranks on your friends. Your pesterchum handle is testamentTrickster.

--testamentTrickster [TT] began pestering you!--

TT: ok, what's up?