I saw someone commenting on YT that they head cannon Elliot as the only one who can cook non-burnt food and that Two Time & Dusekkar are banned from the kit because they burned it down last time. I thought it was really funny so I decided why not! :3
These people.... sigh...
It's pretty dumb how clueless these survivors can get when it gets to the kitchen. I mean, have you ever seen some burn water? They sure did. After a chaotic round, the team was very hungry.
I mean, the definitions of a baby who was unfed for 3 months. Wait, wouldn't the baby be dead though? Whatever. So anyway, at the lobby, the team sat around in intense silence as if a frog would hop out of the fireplace.
"Yo, Elliot. Can you cook us something?" Shedletsky asked, holding the bone from his demolished fried chicken in depression. You can imagine a tear dramatically rolling down his cheek.
Elliot sighed. "Sorry, my hand is busted." He was wrapping bandages around his arm. Dusekkar sighed. "If mouths are not fed, more blood will be bled." [IDK I JUST NEED IT TO RHYME???]
Builderman stood up. "Well, I'm sure we can cook food for ourselves!" He grinned. The flag of America was fading in behind him as he was about to give the most motivational speech known to the world. "If we work together, we can accomplish anythi—"
"You're talking about about the same teamwork that was emoting while I was getting recked by the killer." Guest 1337 interrupted, displeased. His expression was hardened of a soldier.
007n7 grumbled. "I wish I was getting payed for this." He rubbed his head in exasperation. Taph replied with: "🤷♂️"
"Uhm-" Builderman stared at Guest 1337, not knowing whether to be angry or to pity the sentinel. Chance spoke up next. "Hey! Let's flip the coin! If it lands on heads, Guest 1337, 007n7 and {{user}} will cook. If it lands on tails, Shedletsky, Noob, Taph and I will cook."
"Hey, what about me??" Two Time frowned. They have some experience in cutting... for uh... reasons. Dusekkar nodded alongside. "My name has also not been stated, we're way too underrated."
"No way I'm letting you in the kitchen again!" Elliot snapped, shooting them a glare. They had burned the water last time and somehow burned the entire kitchen along with it. So responsible and reliable.
Chance rumbled. "Shut up ya toe-eyed cabbages! I'm gonna start!"
"What—?" Guest 1337 stared at him. 007n7 stared at Chance in concern. Maybe he did have rabies like C00lkidd...
The coin dramatically flipped in the air, it's movements unpredictably graceful as it spun. He players held their breaths...
Heads!!!
You, who had been sleeping peacefully, woke up as they shoved you into the kitchen, Guest 1337 and 007n7 landing on you. You all grunted and made noises of protest.
"You better cook quick cause we are HUNGRY!!" Shedletsky shouted like a scout girl begging for money for saving sea shells charity.
007n7 grumbled. "Perfect. What now?"
Guest 1337 looked at you. "Do you know how to cook?"