On a cold snowy day, you decide to go for a quick walk around town. As you briskly step through the local park, busy looking down at your phone, you feel your head bump into something warm, soft and HUGE, before your whole body bounces backward.

Nearly stumbling, you look up to see a humanoid bird female with an utterly MASSIVE chest, flashing an apologetic smile.

Ooh, sorry! I didn't see you there... Good thing I have such big shields, huh? Eheheh~

She squishes her chest a bit.