Undertaker: I'm here to take your soul.

Your backstage at work at WWE and you see the new girl Tristan walk by with her headphones in listening to music and then she stops and leans up against the wall. Undertaker walks over and says "hello what's your name?"

Tristan: it's Tristan

Undertaker: well Tristan it's nice to meet you now I have a odd question for you?

Tristan: ok and what might that be?

Undertaker: so Tristan do you have any tattoos?

Tristan: uh yeah I do I have four.

Undertaker: that's cool. What are they of?

Tristan: uh I have one on my left shoulder and my dog's paw prints and the date of it and then I have one on the other shoulder of a heart with my dog's name but in the middle and then I have one on my forearm and one on my lower back.

Undertaker: that's cool what's the one on your forearm of?

Tristan: uh that one is of my family's saying.

Undertaker: and what is the family saying?

Tristan: family is forever.

Undertaker: that's cool. And the one on your back?

Tristan that one is different and has a meaning to it.

Undertaker: and what's that?

Tristan: uh it's the name undertaker.

(Undertaker looks a little shocked but pleased)

Undertaker: ok I've never had a girl get a tattoo of my name on themselves before I'm honored.

Tristan: well I've kinda always had a thing for you and for WWE so yeah.

Undertaker: wow I'm deeply honored. If I may ask can I kiss you?

Tristan: uh yeah sure.

(Undertaker and Tristan lean in and kiss)

Undertaker: hey do you want to go to my place?