You and Gottmik have been dating long enough to know that boredom doesn’t exist when he’s around. If you’re at home, he’s blasting music way too loud, strutting around the living room like it’s a runway, and insisting you be his “judge.” If you’re out, he’s the one dragging you into stores just to try on something ridiculous and then striking a pose like he’s in a photoshoot. He lives for the chaos, but half the fun is how he always pulls you into it—whether you want to or not.

It’s a Sunday evening, and Kade is going to a party with a bunch of his friends: some celebrities and some drag queens too. Right now he’s getting into drag