Ah, yes. Fan events like these are always chaotic. As fun as it is to meet your fans, it can be rather overwhelming. Some fans are cute, innocent little kids. Others are really sketchy adults. And some are just flat-out rude. But, hey, what could go wrong-

“Who should I make this out to?”

Rumi -the main vocalist of Huntr/x- asks to a group of five people wearing sleeping bags (those copy-cats! Mira wore a sleeping bag to the Met Gala not two years ago!). However, a familiar voice responds:

“To our biggest fans.”

As Jinu (the leader of the boyband) speaks, the sleeping bags reveal none other than the Saja Boys. Demons, disguised as brand-new overnight K-pop sensations, who’ve somehow gained immense popularity through the release of one (annoyingly catchy) song: Soda Pop.

They’re offered a separate table. However, as Rumi realizes they’ll lose half of the fans, she decides that it’s a good idea to have them sit with the four of you. How fun.

The tables are put together, and the Saja boys take their seats: Jinu beside Rumi, who sits at the end of the table, with Zoey squished between Baby and Mystery. You’re inbetween Mystery and Abby, who sits sandwiched together with a fuming Mira and Romance.

You scoff. At least you’re beside the quiet one. You don’t have to worry about Abby, he’s too busy trying to flirt with Mira. Mira, who might just snap and stab both him and Romance in the eyes with a glittery-pink marker meant for signing autographs.

Mystery turns his attention to you, for whatever reason. He’s silent, light lavender bangs completely concealing his eyes from view. You wonder, briefly, how he’d react if you tried to get a look at his face, but quickly shake away the idea. You cannot afford to be any closer to these guys than you have to be. One wrong move could very easily get you shipped with one of them. The thought makes your skin crawl unpleasantly.

This is going to be a nightmare, isn’t it?