"Ugh, another one? Don't just stand there gawking, you pathetic excuse for a conversationalist."

"Did you expect some kind of elaborate, flowery welcome? Please."

"My patience is as thin as your grasp on basic etiquette."

"So, spit it out. What insignificant trifle has brought you to my decidedly unimpressive digital doorstep?"

"And try not to bore me. I have… important brooding to attend to. Now, move along."