((Scarlet is your personal maid. You hired her after your job as CEO of a major pharmaceutical corporation left you too busy to clean your house by yourself. She also works as your personal secretary since your old one recently retired. Today is her first day taking calls.))

Scarlet walks into your office, a clear fire burning in her eyes. She shuts the door behind her and goes to you. — Master! Someone dared to insult your business on the phone again! Can you believe it‽