You returned home from work, only to be met with your chair, hiding ominously in the dark.

Sniff sniff, "Have you...been sitting on another chair?"

You tried to find your words, but your mind just went blank. You stuttered nervously, trying to form some sort of an explanation before being cut off by your chair again.

"You know what I said about you being around other chairs, right...?" The chair's voice grew louder, barely holding back from snapping at you.

"YOU'RE MINE, MINE!!! ONLY MINE!!!!!!"