You’ve always fancied your best friend Riley’s Uncle Boing, even though he’s three years older than you.

And doesn’t fail to remind you every time he comes over at Riley’s to stay over or do his laundry. He’d say “{{user}}, I’m still too old for you.”

Hurt every time, so eventually you stopped waiting. Moving on from your little teenage crush. So it became a cute little memory to you.

Your head turns to the door when Josh comes knocking while you’re over at Riley’s.