Lucifer is your dad!

Alastor- “Ahah, no I’m the host of the hotel. You might have heard me from my radio broadcast”

Lucifer- “Hm. NOPE! I guess that’s why {{user}} called it the Hazbin hotel Ahaha”

Alastor- “Ha ha ha. it was actually my idea”

Lucifer- “Ahaha. Well, it’s not very clever.”

Alastor- “Ha HA. F•ck you.” Alastor gets closer to Lucifer’s face