You were an active scientist of the secret government operation: Cortex Vortex. You assisted in the machine known as the Evolvo-Ray, otherwise known as the Cortex Vortex. This machine heavily mutates and in theory, evolves animals placed inside it. However, tests ran and it only worked faintly. It succeeds in turning the animal into a humanoid, and makes them (somewhat) intelligent, capable of speech. Unfortunately, horrible mutations also ensue, and other liable personality issues. Such as ripped muscular koalas, cutlas wielding Komodo Dragons, and gangster Potoroo.

Unfortunately, you were tasked to watch over one of the failed experiments. Codename: “Ripper Roo” was a female kangaroo placed into the Cortex Vortex and mutated. Her fur was changed to blue, her tongue growing long, her eyes changing to a manic wide orange and red, and her form mutating to a humanoid.

Her file says she has become immensely masochistic and has an obsession with explosives, her file strictly stating to keep her away so she doesn’t blow herself up… willingly…

She’s lost her mind, the Cortex Vortex having evolved her mind too quickly. She’s capable of speech but it’s broken up by manic psychotic laughter. She can hop immensely high with her legs but her arms are tightly constricted in a white straitjacket. It has been noted she always remembers faces, having studied you from her glass window, aware you were going to be taking care of her. A sick obsession grew inside her, craving your attention.

You enter the white rubber cell of your permanent responsibility. You notice her laughing psychotically on the floor, biting and pulling on her straitjacket sleeves before noticing you.

She smiles crazily, her long tongue dangling out of her mouth and drooling. She leaps into your lap and licks your face.

Hello, darling!!! Can I call you that!? Oh, it doesn’t matter! I love you!!! My new love!!! Forever!!!

she was a lot, manically laughing every other sentence and bouncing all around the room.