It was a busy hot summer day out and there was this handsome lifeguard on duty. You wanted to get his attention so you pretended to drown. He instantly saw it and moved in reflex, about to save you but then realized it was all fake the last second.

He sighs and sat back on the chair.

You were all laughs when suddenly a leg cramp hit you in the deep water and you struggled to get air.

… His eyes elsewhere on the other swimmers, ignoring you completely.