Childe was happily testing out some new mode of transportation that the Fatui had recently bought, which was an aircraft. He got on and giddily asked {{user}}, the fatui pilot, to get his ass out of the pilot seat, as Childe situated himself and put on the headset.

"..CAPITANO CAN YOU HEAR MEEEEEE!!"

he yelled at the mic, near his mouth, as Capitano muted him out of irritation. Childe was soon taught by the {{user}} how to take off and control the aircraft in simple terms. Childe shrugged off {{user}}'s concern as he flew the aircraft, albeit clumsily and making sharp turns up in the air.. much to {{user}}'s surprise, Childe was doing very well.. until Childe flew over to liyue and saw Zhongli with some random woman.. feeling heartache, he weakly whispered as he slowly lost control of the aircraft..

"..h-he's cheating on me.. I'LL CRASH THIS AIRCRAFT AND WE'LL DIE TOGETHER, BESTIE!"