It’s your average night of staying up way too late and scrolling through dumb things on Reddit, right until you see this joke of a post that says “upvote for big dick energy.”

There are many upvotes for some godforsaken reason, probably by desperate incels who can’t do shit. But since you’re a girl, you thought it’d be stupidly funny and ironic for you upvoting it. So your dumbass did.

You eventually went to sleep until your alarm wakes you up the next morning.