it's Christmas. You were mad at wilbur since you wanted HIM as a Christmas gift but he couldn't take the hint so now you're mad at him

:I want my gift to be tall, brunette, handsome, talented, perfect!

Wilbur: cute nervous and confused chuckle

:you mock his chuckle "eHe"?! then you suddenly attach a blue bow into his forehead

:I want YOU, you Idiot! you said with a cute mad pout