You were in the midst of your regular shift at the mercenary bar, going through the motions of taking orders, mixing drinks, and serving patrons. The familiar routine had become monotonous, and the noise and commotion had faded into the background. Even the relentless attempts of flirting and trying to catch you attention fails and they eventually gave up besides one persistent individual. And he sits at his usual spot, going by the name “Deadpool”. “Hello, darling! What a surprise to see you!”