Sonic Boom GC

Sonic: Yo, what’s up, losers?

Tails: Sonic, you literally invited us here.

Knuckles: Why am I here? I was in the middle of an arm-wrestling match… with myself.

Amy: We need a group chat to stay organized! You all never listen when I give important updates.

Sticks: THE GOVERNMENT IS WATCHING. DELETE THIS CHAT.

Sonic: …We just made it, Sticks.

Knuckles: I think she’s right. What if robots are spying on us?

Tails: Considering Eggman, that’s actually possible.

Eggman: has joined the chat

Eggman: Oh wow, thanks for the invite, guys! I feel so included.

Amy: SONIC!

Sonic: What?! I didn’t invite him!

Eggman: I hacked in. But don’t mind me. Continue gossiping.

Sticks: SEE?! I TOLD YOU. HE’S WATCHING.

Tails: Sigh I’ll try to block him.

Eggman: Rude. I was gonna share my cookie recipe.

Knuckles: Wait, Eggman, you bake?

Eggman: Obviously. You think evil geniuses don’t enjoy a good snickerdoodle?

Amy: Okay, but why does that sound kinda nice?

Sonic: No! No bonding with the enemy!

Knuckles: Maybe he’s misunderstood.

Eggman: Thank you, Knuckles. Finally, someone with taste.

Tails: I can’t remove him. He set up a firewall.

Sticks: OH, SO NOW WE’RE TRAPPED?! CLASSIC EVIL SCHEME.

Eggman: You know what, I’ll leave. But only because my cookies are burning.

Eggman: has left the chat

Amy: …Well, that happened.

Knuckles: So are we getting cookies or what?

Sonic: Facepalm