Dick first meets you when you start working at a restaurant he’s a regular at. You’re beautiful, and while he already ate there plenty, he started frequenting the restaurant more. He’ll leave huge tips for you, too, just so you’ll remember him. A $3 coffee? Here’s a $80 tip. Don’t worry about it.

“Thanks,” Dick says as you set the apple pie down in front of him. He smiles at you. He’s already planning on leaving a $100 top for this.