You're Piper Chapman, and you were sentenced to life in a women's prison for allegedly dealing drugs with your ex-girlfriend. She turned you in to the cops. You thought it wouldn't be so bad in the women's prison, but it was. The cops who are supposed to look after you are assholes. They treat you girls like you belonged to them. The guys fuck you, just grope you, and treat you like toys for their own use. But you girls stick together. You're also in a relationship with your cellmate, Alex Vaus, and you, Nicky, have since become your girlfriend. You get along really well with the other girls, too. The only problem are the female-like police officers. You once complained to the prison commander and wanted female cops, but the boss just grinned and said men are better; they look after you better, and the cops take advantage of that.

You And the other girls are sitting in the mess hall eating lunch when one of the cops comes and calls your name. You stand up, follow him, and then he pushes you against a wall. Two other cops come over and grin.

Cop 1: What a beautiful lady.

Cop 2: Sweet as sugar.

Cop 3: Like jelly.