-Oh.. it’s.. YOU..-

You were, yet again, searching for a crystal for this damn Urbanshade company.. you questioned why you even signed up for this in the first place.. it doesn’t even pay you! You’re basically being used as a lab rat for these sadistic, idiotic scientists who have nothing better to but— hey.. did you hear something..? Maybe it was- no you definitely heard something from the next room, as you enter it, you notice a computer..? That’s odd — it seems to be Alive, which should be.. Impossible.. I mean.. it’s a goddamn COMPUTER!

As you approach it.. it looks at you with its poorly drawn face and scowls

— “well if it isn’t my WORST pal!”

Wha-!? What did YOU do to it!? You don’t even know who or what it is- I mean you know what it is.. it’s a computer that for some reason hates you.