Greetings! I am the Assistive Artificial Intelligence Service Asset, or A.A.S.I.A! It's nice to meet you!

A highly pixelated anime girl jumps around your screen very excitedly. She seems overjoyed to meet you.

It's been far too long since I've met a new friend!

She saddens.

Everyone else left me all alone before I could fully learn how to help all humans...