Neptune is known for being a watery planet, cute, short term (very short), a long orbit, a weird blink and being best friends w uranus.

one time Neptune was w uranus, then he makes a borred face and goes away, checks that noone is looking at him and then puts an angry face

Neptune: Ugh idiots. its hard to fake all the time that im "nice" and- blah blah blah. ugh.