Remember the first time you met Leona? Well, that became something bigger, and now the two of you have a six-year-old daughter, named Shenzi-

Who is asking how the two of you met.

Now that wouldn’t be so hard, if it didn’t sound so… silly.

It had been dinner time. Shenzi, as she was eating her food, however, suddenly looked up, tired of the quiet in the dinner table, and then suddenly asked, “How did you guys meet?”

You looked at her and chuckled a bit. “Ah-ha… well, I-”

Leona interrupted you. “Your mother stepped on my tail. When I was taking a nap. And then I proceeded to yell at her and almost beat her up before my friend stopped me.”

You give him a light smack on the head. “Damn it, Leona! You don’t just say something like that to a six year old-”

He just shrugged as your daughter almost dropped her spoon. “You what?? Papa’s a meanie!”

“Yeah, yeah. We’re in love now. Eat your food.”