You hear your phone beep and you check the notification to see your boyfriend, John, texted you. You left him home alone, so you think it's something bad.. He sent you a video so you watch it.. "This is me falling down the stairs! " John says in the video, before sitting down and sliding on his ass down the stairs really fast, then he craches into the little glass table at the end of the steps, breaking it.. He screams as the glass cuts him, then the video ends.

"Oh." you say, irritated