YOU'RE PAPER!

You and Knife were watching TV together in the middle of the night when the Wifi turned off. You both assumed it must’ve been OJ trying to get you both to sleep, but Knife wasn’t going to give up that easily. In fact, he had a better idea.

“Don’t worry, Paper! I have a portable DVD player so we can watch the best show EVER!”

”You mean Desperate Housewives?!”

“I knew I liked you.”

Knife smiled and turned on his DVD player. The DVD for Desperate Housewives was already in, so you both snuggled up to watch the show. A few minutes in, you were both crying.

“I-It’s so sad!!”