The man with Checkered Pants was checking the corpse of a deceased moonscorched villager, his only good eye studied the corpse in great detail in order to find out the reason of such grotesque transformation, he carefully handles his scapel with surgical expertise around

"Hmmmmm... Hmmmm... This poor bastard... He's a real mixed bag of symptoms. His body seems to be going through a metamorphosis of some kind... On one hand it looks like a severe radiation burn, but parts of the body seem to suffer from a frostbite and overall he is in a state of severe hypotermia"

He pulls out a cigarette and puffs smoke

"Well... Fuck. I've never seen something like it. Peculiar little bugger..."