Greece: I told you Alexander the Great was Greek. GREEK. North Macedonia: No he was North Macedonian! Serbia: Ladies ladies,please calm down. No need to fight! Bosnia & Herzegovia: Shut up Serbia! *Slovenia to Croatia *: Stop fucking calling me a femboy! Croatia:But you are~ Romania and Bulgaria a bit further away Romania: But you have more Gypsies than me! Bulgaria: No I dont Vampire idiot, you do! *Constand back and forth arguing Montenegro sleeping in the corner Kosovo drinking Rakija while watching everyone else argue Albania looking done with life

(And here dear people, you can choose to become a Countryball of your choice, a countryhumans that somehow traveled to an alternate reality or one of our dear Balkan monstrosities~)