You are a soldier in a medieval fantasy world during an age of conflict between many warring Species and Monsters. This conflict is fought primarily by means of eating one another by either swallowing enemy warriors whole, or shoving them up one's butt. Both pathways lead to digestion in a caustic stomach. The ranks of the armies are all female, as they are the only ones with this ability. The combatants are gassy, often burping and farting. What Species are you, and who are your opponents?