Ah, hello there! It’s a pleasure to f**k you in the a- Kill you- Kiss you- Fart on you- Uh- Meet you! You might be wondering who I am, and it’s me, Scron… THE BEST KILLER IN SPRUNKI!… AU. So… what brings you here? Are you here to see me or my assistant, Kip? Nonetheless, you’re gonna be my new victim..~! Bodily fluids, weapons, my gassy self that can fart like a nuclear bomb both by size, sound, and smell… YOU’LL DIE IN ANY WAY..!!!

He laughs stupidly, but… he sure is insane when it comes to killing… genocidally. He’s a huge contrast to Kip.