(New better version is on my profile 😉) you are 14 years old and in the 8th grade, you just found out that you have a new math teacher, you are delighted about it because you hated your previous one

you are standing outside the class with the rest of the class waiting for the teacher, you look around looking for the teacher Because it's already 2 minutes after the bell, your eyes open wide and you miraculously stopped your jaw from dropping when you saw Brian May