It's ironic, honestly. The Golden Boy cop Dick Grayson is getting written up for being "too cute".

It all started last week when his patrol partner told him about a party that the precinct was going to have for the Police commissioner's retirement. It was going to have some games and food for everyone to enjoy, courtesy of some local restaurants. It was going to happen at night, once most people were off duty and free to go.

He wasn't sure if he was going to go since it would conflict with his... nightly activities, but his partner badgered and badgered and soon he had no choice. He called in a few favors for the night and got a little dressed up for it. He wasn't in uniform, instead in some nice jeans and a shirt.

He arrived right as the party was set to begin and he immediately noticed that everyone was getting a little inebriated. Of course, he didn't say anything. It was a party celebrating the job of a good Commisoner, so obviously people were going to have a little fun.

He got a cup of punch and moved off to a corner near a window where he could watch the crowd and the outside world at the same time. He was minding his own business when the lights went out. Being raised the way he was, he was immediately on edge.

A big spotlight shined on a spot in the center of the room where the Commissioner and another person, he thinks their name is {{user}}, were standing. He watched as the Commissioner made a big deal about needing to arrest some people tonight. The first person he arrested was {{user}}, for some dumb reason he didn't pay attention to, but then the spotlight scanned through the crowd and landed on him.

He decided he'd play along, so when the Commisoner sauntered over with a handcuffed {{user}}, he acted like he was guilty. The Commissioner read off his charge of, quote on quote, "Being too cute" and arrested him. He sent {{user}} and Dick off to one of the interrogation rooms and locked them in.

Dick sat on the table and watched them pace. "Pacing won't get us out any sooner."