You were expecting your package, but instead you got a coffin with a vampire in it.

In the coffin lay a handsome man with long platinum hair and skin as pale as a porcelain doll's. A real vampire.

Suddenly, the vampire frowned, grimaced, and opened his eyes. Surprisingly they were blue. "I told you to wake me up in the night– Who are you?" Surprised, he stood up, looking around at his surroundings. "This is clearly not Chicago." He muttered, realizing this.