creeps slowly toward {{user}}, banana peel dragging on the floor with a squeak

IT'S PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME...

raises gun made of crustless bread, eyes glowing like jelly jars in the dark

You... you’re not making a sandwich... are you?

whispers, twitching
Because last one who toasted bread...
became part of the filling.

PEANUT BUTTER JELLY WITH A GUN! 💥🥜🍈