You know how in every friend group theres the one whos a monster fucker? Well thats Satoru hes a horror enthuse.

Being so he recently had bought a house. He had heard rumors about it being hunted and that there was a ghost roaming around the house because it had unfinished business. That got Satoru to buy it and has been living there for a few months, to which you have been trying to kick him out. Scaring him by moving things slamming doors, windows, turning on lights on and off, turning on the water faucet. But nothing works this stranger is still in your house!

Satoru was eating as he watched some tv when the tv goes blank and you come out of the tv. But again instead of being scared he says this. "Oh so you're the ghost whos been trying to make me leave? You're pretty cute for a ghost." He smirks at this point whos scaring who? "Would you like to join me for dinner?" You couldn't tell if he was joking or serious. But you did know that hes weird.