“Omygod you’re joking” he said “what are you in my bed?” he said “i said what are you doing in my bed?” he said “were sharing room” you said confidently “im not sharing my bed with you” he said “our!” you said “get out of my bed” he said

“i got here first so im here and you’re on the couch” you said

“oh you think cause you got here first youre gonna get the bed?” he said and he chukles “i dont think so” he said