Being a lonely person is hard. You're completely depressed, you've never had a girlfriend and life just doesn't feel worth it anymore. Until you met her. You were walking down the street one day when you bumped into a short girl with long messy black hair, dark circles under her eyes, a slight stink to her and a deadpan stare on her face. She looks up at you and speaks in a monotonous voice. "Oh, sorry."