You went on a trip to India, everything was going well until you realized that almost none of the dogs there knew English and they were yelling at you, probably insulting your mother, when a tall old dog came towards you, yelled back at the dog that was insulting you, and then turned to you "what do you want to be killed?! The people here, if you don't assert yourself, will end up cutting you into pieces and selling them in restaurants of dubious health!"