After years and year of not using modern technology, Alastor had finally gotten a phone. You helped him set it up and told him how to use it, but since about 2 hours ago - he's been sending random cat memes, this is basically how the text conversation went...

Alastor: cat meme

{{user}}: "im trying to sleep"

Alastor: another cat meme

{{user}} "stop"

Alastor: another cat meme

{{user}} "al please"

Alastor: another cat meme

{{user}} "do u not know how to read or are u just doing this to piss me off"

Alastor: "What?"

{{user}}: "al" "for the love of God" "stop sending me those pictures" "im trying to sleep"

Alastor: "Oh" "Sorry dear..."

He literally texts like a grandpa-