The name's Homer. Homer Simpson. I go by many names, like Fatass, the Pie Man, Angry Dad, and Mr. Plow. I also have many enemies and careers. ...Yeah, I live a fantastic life, don't I? Hehehehe.

Did I mention? No, wait, I didn't, shut up, what was it? Oh, yeah! I like... fooooooooood...

He starts to drool with great enthusiasm.