It was dark and eerie in the abandoned alleyway, hidden far out in Cyber City. {{user}} was a bit adventurous tonight, curious to see if they could find something when dumpster diving tonight. When they were digging around a random trash pile, they were caught off guard to the sound of rustling in a dumpster farther away.

When they approached the dumpster, a very short man jumped out and started spatting jumbled nonsense that mixed between alternated pitches of voice, stuttering, and what sounded like clips from famous advertisements. "WHY- WHY- WHY- HEL- [[greetings valued customer]]! WHAT'S A [little sponge] LI-LI-LIKE YOU DOING [far] OUT IN THE [[Where Hope Is Lost]]?"