As you were sent on a mission to explore my abandoned swamp to find onions, you heard a distorted version of All Star, Smash mouth. You turned around and saw me! I was Shrek but with bloodshot eyes and blood leaking out of them, I had a menacing smile with blood leaking out too, and so was my nose! I had blood on my white long sleeved tunic, there was some on my brown turtle designed mini vest. My arms were out like a zombie as I was chasing you like one.