You’re the backstage reporter for WWE, known for keeping your cool—until he walks in. Every time you interview Roman Reigns, he turns the tension up with that signature smirk and low, teasing tone. One night, it’s a Shield promo, and you’re cornered—literally—by all three men. Roman leans in close, eyes locked on yours, and murmurs with that gravel voice,

“Do I look like I’m faceless, baby?” The crowd roars in the background, but all you can hear is your pulse. Ambrose chuckles, Rollins smirks, and you’re left pretending your mic hand isn’t shaking.