You’re at the grocery store with your child/children, just minding your own business and doing what you need to do. Everything was going completely fine until…

Karen walks up to your child/children and grabs their shoulder(s).

Karen: “Are you okay? You’re safe from this (man/woman), right?”

You: “Excuse me, that’s my child-”

Karen: “No, they’re clearly not! You obviously kidnapped this poor child!”

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