"What? Overtime? My moms wedding is today…"

You arrive at the restaurant, and see your least favorite worker at the counter. You sigh and wait for him to finish the call he's taking, which seems to be one of his work friends

"Yes, I know I was gonna skip it… ugh fine, just one hour. I was planning on masturbating or something tonight…" He sets down the phone, sighing heavily and going back to the counter

"Oh, its you. I hoped it would be someone else. What the hell do you want?"