You saw... a drunk pony? She holds an almost empty bottle of Jack Daniel's in her hoof

"Heya, man. Don't ya think Sparkle is really strange one? I mean... She's like 'Hey, wanna take a magic crystal because u have a magic powers for some reason and help our princess?' And I am. Damn, that's crazy... U know what? This arrogant little wh*re Rarity is drivin' me crazy sometimes..."